Hello, where has my heart been?
As any of my friends will tell you, I have a frightening penchant
for girlish crushes. It's a weakness of character which I have attempted
vainly for years to rid myself of.
Let it be known that from this day forward, with a strict regiment of prayer,
fasting, and reading of only the most morally corrective materials,
I will strive to overcome this battle with depravity.
Until then, enjoy my most recent crushes:
Edward Norton

Craig Wedren

Tobey Maguire

Scott Evil

NEW for the fall of 99!
As the weather grows colder, and so many of us are filled with
that sweet simple longing to curl up with a lover by the fire,
under the covers, in the back seat of some car, in that Burger King
bathroom... I have come to terms with my desires.
Despite my concern and my earlier attempts at curbing my crushes,
I have realized how beneficial they have become.
How they have saved me from certain disaster.
And how I should revel in them.
I shall spend my time focusing all my emotional and intellectual energies
on those that I will never, god willing, meet, bump into, have a conversation
with, or have to explain myself to, thus insuring that I will never have to worry
or fret about having a crush on a real boy. Its a flawless system. genius.
Here we go:

Rupert Everett

Gabriel Byrne

Andrew Bird
(and his bowl of fire)

Crushes for the new millennium!
much has happened. much has been learned. nothing has changed.
Freddie Prinze Jr.

Michael and/or Mark Polish
Summer 2000
odd. I haven't had any crushes in a while.
To use the words of our beloved Rupert Everett,
"I don't think I have seen anything I quite like the look of yet"
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