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As any of my friends will tell you, I have a frightening penchant for girlish crushes. It's a weakness of character which I have attempted vainly for years to rid myself of. Let it be known that from this day forward, with a strict regiment of prayer, fasting, and reading of only the most morally corrective materials, I will strive to overcome this battle with depravity. Until then, enjoy my most recent crushes: |
Edward Norton Craig Wedren Tobey Maguire Scott Evil |
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NEW for the fall of 99! As the weather grows colder, and so many of us are filled with that sweet simple longing to curl up with a lover by the fire, under the covers, in the back seat of some car, in that Burger King bathroom... I have come to terms with my desires. Despite my concern and my earlier attempts at curbing my crushes, I have realized how beneficial they have become. How they have saved me from certain disaster. And how I should revel in them. I shall spend my time focusing all my emotional and intellectual energies on those that I will never, god willing, meet, bump into, have a conversation with, or have to explain myself to, thus insuring that I will never have to worry or fret about having a crush on a real boy. Its a flawless system. genius. Here we go: |
Rupert Everett Gabriel Byrne Andrew Bird (and his bowl of fire) |
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Crushes for the new millennium! much has happened. much has been learned. nothing has changed. |
Freddie Prinze Jr. Michael and/or Mark Polish |
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Summer 2000 odd. I haven't had any crushes in a while. To use the words of our beloved Rupert Everett, "I don't think I have seen anything I quite like the look of yet" |