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12/30/99 hA! I a drinkin yuengling out of a can ha HA! oh... ha.

12/23/99 oh man. We exchanged gifts last night at Hazel. What joy. My brother gave me this beautio three and a half inch stag beetle. (He looks very much like this, but not 9 inches long). Phil gave me a wonderful all-one-piece writing journal handmade in some village co-op in Nepal. Matt gave me this really neat old looking wall sconce. It was grand. Then we watched "Election" and though I had some issues with it, it shines above all other movies in that it is the only MTV production that I have ever enjoyed. Tonight goddess Clare is visiting and we are gonna drink till we fall down.

12/22/99 momus and the weekly world news. I like momus. a lot. Headlines from this week's Weekly World News: "Black hole will swallow earth on Aug 11, 2000" "Angel of death photographed at car wreck" "Treason's Greetings AND a 'Jappy' New Year" "NASA receives radio transmissions from center of the earth" "y2k: will you survive the nightmare computer disaster?" "U.S Army training insects to eat enemy (crops)" "Bumbling docs remove wrong head from two-headed baby" "AIDS goes airborne" "CIA secretly taping on-line chat" (ha ha HA!) "Homosexual cats can be cured" "Cannibal eats mail order brides" I fucking wish life was this interesting.

12/20/99 Friday. Went to Jim and Becky's holiday party. Had a fine time, though some people I didn't want to see made the evening kind of silly and annoying. Please don't rub my head. Becky has a beautio new painting. Got to see Joe's puma ads. killer line I overheard: "the best sex I ever had was when you got pregnant." Saturday. Got all dolled up. lots of silk. high heels. eye shadow. etc etc. went to Melissa P's graduation party. drank wine. Watched "blue's clues" cause MelissaP has a crush on Steve. and later as we were about to leave, some nice boys from Wisconsin sang a song about me and my brand new Curious George yo-yo. well ok I guess the song was more about the yo-yo, but the yo-yo was attached to MY finger and they never would have had the opportunity to sing a song about the yo-yo if I hadn't been there and also, I looked pretty fine. oh my. Yeah, so Renee gave me toys for Christmas. two new yo-yos! One is this horrendous WWF yo-yo with like the Gravedigger, or the Bequeather or some shit on it. It strobes red light as you play and makes the sound of breaking glass. pretty sweet. Also she gave me a tin Curious George yo-yo. It is SO cute. I adore it. Sunday. Had pancakes and pizza. that was good. that is all.

12/20/99 weekend update soon!

12/17/99 I am having the most delightful day. We got a holiday basket from NetworkSolutions. filled with Netsol cheese, Netsol napkins, Netsol beef stick and Netsol truffles. I would like to know where the Netsol whiskey is... Anyhoo. Today has been SO relaxed and happy. Got every email answered. The phone has been quiet. Jim and Becky are having a holiday party tonight. Tomorrow is MelissaP's graduation party. Lots of people are in town. I really want a beer.

12/16/99 Orbital Orbital Orbital Its 3:43pm and I am exhausted. Not so sure why I am so tired. I did some more Christmas shopping today. what the fuck am I gonna get my dad? also shopping for a 8 year old is tough. can 8 year olds read? are they walking yet? still losing teeth? out of diapers? I have no idea. really.

12/13/99 God bless that Bowl of Fire.

12/12/99 I found something while in New York this weekend: Car Service. This discovery allowed for the dropping of phrases like, "I am NOT going over the Brooklyn Bridge unless its in a Lincoln." and "wood! leather! adrenaline!" with reckless enthusiasm. Other phrases frequently uttered/overheard this weekend: "Renee is shroomin for real" "More tea vicar?" "Here. smell this." "Do you know how fine you are to me, Andrew bird?" "Mars where is your diaphragm?" and of course: "oh, now that's just big and gay" This weekend reminded me that Chinese medicine works and that Penn Station SUCKS.

12/08/99 I am pretty restless did some holiday shopping this week. I got the best Christmas present for my brother Ha HA! I can tell you what cause there is always a chance he would see this, but mark my words. I have been doing well. Work has been tolerable, if not pleasant. Going to New York this weekend for another big gay adventure. Happily my brother will be joining me, so once again the public transit rides will be tolerable. There is that word again. Is there nothing in my life that is exciting!, fancy!, or ass-kicking? Not today there isn't. Yeah, so I am in this desperate search for things to make my life more memorable. Some people have seen the brunt of this and to them I apologize, but really what is a girl to do? yoga? pottery? karaoke? animal husbandry? not ass-kicking enough. I need more... double kick flips, communication with the dead, or something... any ideas?

12/5/99 squirrel nut zippers

12/4/99 fugazi fugazi FUgazi.

12/03/99 despite myself, I like eels. right. oh yeah happy hanukkah!

12/01/99 the smell of candy bars makes me sick.

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