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ten reasons I am going to hell (In no particular order cause a sin is a sin is a sin) |
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1) I have not sent "thank you" notes to my relatives in over 3 years.
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2) On occasion, I have lied.
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3) I never call boys back.
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4) there was the unfortunate incident with the sacrifice of that small
child...oopps.
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| 5) When I was 12, at the roller skating rink, I saw a girl drop a five dollar bill. I took it. |
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6) I make fun of my mom.
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7) I do tech support for porn sites.
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8) I am an atheist.
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9) Sometimes when I meet other women, I can't stop myself from stairing at
their breasts.
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10) okay, so the tenth reason I am going to hell came to me in a vision the
other day.
It has now become my lifes calling to seduce a catholic priest. You know
one of those tragically handsome, struggling with their faith, catholic
priests. (not one of those older, creepy, hot-for-little-boys priests.)
Okay, so the vision was from the movie Stigmata and I am
thinking specifically of Gabriel Byrne, but the point/sin is the same.
I was sitting there, watching this movie and all I could think was, "break
his
will, seduce him, make him want it". Now that is the ultimate
conquest. Totally sweet.
I want it.
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