ten reasons I am going to hell
(In no particular order cause a sin is a sin is a sin)
1) I have not sent "thank you" notes to my relatives in over 3 years.
2) On occasion, I have lied.
3) I never call boys back.
4) there was the unfortunate incident with the sacrifice of that small child...oopps.
5) When I was 12, at the roller skating rink, I saw a girl drop a five dollar bill. I took it.
6) I make fun of my mom.
7) I do tech support for porn sites.
8) I am an atheist.
9) Sometimes when I meet other women, I can't stop myself from stairing at their breasts.
10) okay, so the tenth reason I am going to hell came to me in a vision the other day. It has now become my lifes calling to seduce a catholic priest. You know one of those tragically handsome, struggling with their faith, catholic priests. (not one of those older, creepy, hot-for-little-boys priests.) Okay, so the vision was from the movie Stigmata and I am thinking specifically of Gabriel Byrne, but the point/sin is the same. I was sitting there, watching this movie and all I could think was, "break his will, seduce him, make him want it". Now that is the ultimate conquest. Totally sweet. I want it.


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