Well, the most recent updates to tremble.com clinch it: I have a crush on todd levin.

Okay, sure, technically speaking he is probably a real guy, so admitting to a certain affection for this soul goes against my most heralded and precious emotional safety mechanisms (for established criteria, see current crushes). well fuck it. Before we go on, I should mention the fear which grips me having provided the links below... this will get back to him; the man checks his logs after all. But you know, I have to share! everyone should have some todd! But wait, there's something more... do I secretly get off on the fact that I know he will find this? will he be flattered or horrified? annoyed or smitten? How would I feel if I found such a page about myself? (A: enraptured and/or terrified) so, why do I have a crush on todd levin? the evidence: a) he is brilliant. witness b) he has a diary. c) he is hilarious. e) he's a hypochondriac. f) he might be gay. g) all of the above. h) I wasn't going to include this, cause I wanted it to be known that my crush on todd tremble levin wasn't based on some purely physical thing (a la Rupert Everett) and truthfully, it wasn't until very recently that I even had a clue what he looked like. But I'll be damned, he's a hottie!

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